All the foods I eat are killing me from inside
So I became a vegetarian and started eating pesticides.
I try diet after diet but anorexic’s too thin.
I drink nothing but water and the chemicals there in.

Science has a new way to keep us all thin
’til they find it’s toxic and start all over again.
I ride the stationary bike but I don’t get anywhere.
I don’t seem to lose weight but I do lose my hair.

I breathe poison everyday, a living suffocation.
I’m surrounded by wires that drip radiation.
The holes in the sky let in too much UV.
There’s not a thing around that isn’t killing me.

Our health conscious fountain of youth
Defies life’s fundamental truth:
It’s our mortality we’re denying,
Every day we’re living is a day we’re dying.