Obi-Wan, singular sensation, every little step he takes
In olden days a little slave boy could bring balance to the force but we all know, Anakin Goes
Start the car I know a wookie spot where Qui-Gon Jinn is cold but the piano’s hot and all that jawas
Hello Amidala well hello Amidala
My funny Palpatine
Don’t you love the Force, give in to your fears, send in the clones
The people all said Sith down, Sith down you’re rocking the boat
Sunrise, Boba Fett, Sunrise, Jango Fett
Don’t cry for me R2-D2
C3, P0, Touch Me, Heal Me
Pardon me boy, is this the Chattanooga Chewie Chewie
Lando, a man a scoundrel man
Ray, a beam shot from a gun
Shmi a slave who had a son
Fa, a galaxy fa, fa away
Solo, a smuggler running spice
Leia, a princess who looks nice
Tie, a fighter that shoots twice,
That will bring us back to…
Luke be a lady tonight, Luke be a lady…
Tonight, tonight, tonight there will be no more Death Star, Tonight!